Tuesday, March 4, 2014
Anonymous asked: why is masturbating to my little pony bad
3. Horses for children
4. Those are childRENS HORSE
yo-hoo big Frozen genderbend dump ^———-^
Tuesday, February 25, 2014
I just sneezed so hard that my headphones fell off.
Monday, February 24, 2014
My new headcanon:
The boat that Ariel and Flounder found was the King and Queen of Arendelle’s boat.
Things Lexei thinks of 1/?
This would actually make complete sense because if the King and Queen were headed to Germany for Eugene and Rapunzel’s wedding, they’d have to pass near Denmark, which is where The Little Mermaid is supposed to occur.
[[Not sure I accept it as a personal headcanon, but it’s definitely a neat idea.
HE BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF
I actually found this pretty depressing because when Happy asks her if she’s boxed before, she looks so proud of herself when she says she has, and then he just kind of demeans her response by suggesting that she wasn’t a real boxer, and you see her face just drop.
Natasha Romanoff: professional to an extent.
how to kiss a boy
- grab his waist
- slip your hand in his pocket
- steal his wallet
- dont even kiss him
- just run
I am actually incapable of listening to The Confrontation without cracking up
I lose it at “all I did was sTEAL - SOME - BREAD”
in other news I drew valjean coming at javert with a giant breadstick
If you ever feel bad about your own writing, just remember that one of the world’s most well-known works of classic literature is self-insert fanfiction where the author hangs out with his favorite poet and is guided on his journey of discovery by a Manic Pixie Dream Girl version of a woman he met twice.
i won’t lie
i am in fact an “attention whore”
i need to feel like i actually matter to people
i need to feel like i’m not a totally horrible person
i need to feel like there are people who love me
because i’m certainly not gonna do it myself